1 It's probably a safe bet that the only one on the 'bumper' list that will survive Mr. Obama's Wild Ride is his spouse--the rest will become part of that great biomass caught where the rubber meets the road.

2 This may be putting too fine a point on things, but you might consider, in addition to "under the bus" and "clinging to the bumper," a third category: "sent to the back of the bus." That's where I'd put his wife. Another person for that category might be Susan Rice. About two weeks ago, when Obama was doing a lot of foreign policy doubletalk, she appeared on Morning Joe in the morning and Laura Ingraham's TV show in the late afternoon, and she was a disaster both times. I haven't heard a peep about her since. And how about bowling balls?

3 Please add Jesus, he ridicules taking the Bible literally and has replaced Jesus and Jesus' gospel for a universalist, humanist "social gospel" that depends on humans to redeem themselves and a perverted view of the Bible and support from a variety of Religious Left folks to back up his counterfeit Christianity.

4 You forgot Jim Johnson - Countrywide Also...Dignity* *unfortunately, Dignity seems to have gotten stuck under the axle and pummeled severely. Obama has "hired" a tertiary, volunteer mechanic in hopes of finding any remaining shred.

5 Time to get a tractor trailer, he's gonna need a lot more room. [Bill Clinton soon to be added]

6 Throw Obama, THROW! He's a major-leaguer all right.

7 Here's my take on the Obama Bus: http://nomayo.mu.nu/the_obama_express

8 “inartful” now ranks up there with “inoperative” “This is the operative statement. The others are inoperative.”

9 McCain's first wife is already under the "Straight Talk Express"