Suddenly, Officer Barnes got that "not so fresh" feeling... *

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This one came with the instructions:

I'm sorry, but in order for this to work, you will have to dream about Hillary!

I may never sleep again.

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I speak to you as a North Carolinian in a solemn hour for the life of our country, of our Empire, of our Allies, and above all the cause of good and true Barbeque. A tremendous battle is raging in Memphis and other parts of the Country. The Memphians, by a remarkable combination of propaganda and trickery have begun their full fledged assault on the taste buds of America. They have penetrated deeply and spread alarm and confusion in their trick.

It would be foolish, however to disguise the gravity of the hour. It would be still more foolish to lose heart and courage or to suppose that maybe there is room for tomatoes in Barbeque sauce, however much you like the idea of spicy catsup. We may look with confidence to the stabilization of the border known as I-95, and to the general engagement of the masses which will enable the qualities of the only true Barbeque to be matched squarely against those of their adversaries with spicy catsup at hand...

The War of Lateral Aggression has begun.

(Background here)

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The Volcker Report clears Annan forÂ… flooding?

You know, if the United Nations was involved in dam and levee construction in Louisiana prior to Hurricane Katrina, it would sure go a long way towards explaining the failure of flood control levees in New Orleans.

Thanks for the headline, Google News.

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