April 12, 2007

Ten Fred Thompson Facts

From U.S News & World Report:

  1. Fred Thompson has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
  2. Fred Thompson once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
  3. Fred Thompson has counted to infinity. Twice.
  4. Fred Thompson is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
  5. The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodge ball Fred Thompson played in second grade.
  6. When Fred Thompson goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
  7. Fred ThompsonÂ’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
  8. When taking the SAT, write "Fred Thompson" for every answer. You will score a 1600.
  9. The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Fred Thompson. There were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
  10. Fred Thompson ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

At least I think that is from U.S News & World Report.

I hired Katie Couric's producer as my fact checker, and now I'm not so sure.* *


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April 05, 2007

Under Siege in Idahoistan

Quagmire!


For years, ATV-riding, gun-toting sport shooters have flouted gun laws in part of Idaho's high desert by taking pot shots at ground squirrels and other animals.
Now, officials say, they're also setting their sights on National Guard tanks that train in the area.

Rifles and pistols have been banned in a 68,000-acre area of the Snake River Birds of Prey National Conservation Area since 1996.

But the federal Bureau of Land Management is considering expanding the gun-restricted area by 41,000 acres to try to limit shootings at Idaho Army National Guard troops who report slugs bouncing off their tanks on a regular basis.

"There's a segment of the shooting community that will shoot at anything that moves," said John Sullivan, the area's manager.

Faced with inadequate manpower and renegades that wonÂ’t respect the rule of law, we must abandon Idaho.

Thee is no word as of yet on whether or not Speaker of the Knessett Nancy Pelosi and Congressman John Murtha have been able to come up with a suitable plan to redeploy the Idaho National Guard.

Pelosi is said to be considering retreating to neighboring Oregon, but is concerned over recent "friendly fire" incidents.

Because of this, Murtha is said to be exploring the option of stationing the Idaho National Guard in Montreal, where a quick reaction force could respond in just one day and 13 hours (at highway driving speeds) to any emergency in Boise.

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