Now this is a poltical campaign sure to start with a bang.

Update: Not a campaign ad.

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It was an illicit love... of water.

Sorry.

Once the pun comes, it has to be released... and hey, if you don't like that, there's always Brokeback to the Future that has been making the rounds.

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Pakistani doctors, still fuming over controversial Dutch cartoons showing the Prophet Mohammed, have sworn off using European drugs:

The Pakistan Medical Association has vowed not to prescribe medicines from firms based in some European countries where controversial cartoons portraying the Prophet Mohammed were published, said Shahid Rao, the body's general secretary for Punjab province.

The association will boycott drugs from Denmark, Norway, Switzerland, Germany and France to protest the 'blasphemous' drawings, Rao said.

Spokesmen for al Qaeda announced that the terror organization has also joined in the boycott, and will no longer use small arms, explosives, "or any other device" of either western design or manufacture.

Shortly after the announcement, an estimated 40 insurgents armed only with shebriya daggers ambushed 3 Iraqi policemen armed with AK-47 rifles.

In accordance with Muslim tradition, all 40 insurgents will be buried within 24 hours.

In Baghdad, Iraqi government officials who said police and military units will not be participating in the arms boycott, said they expected the insurgency to be wrapped up by. "dinnertime, next Thursday, God willing."

(h/t Michelle Malkin for the medical story)

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The last time I say this face was after hearing the words:

A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... Fly back to school, little Starling.

h/t Instapundit

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