August 30, 2008

"Opponent Research" Gone Wild

You try to find pictures of one of ours in scandalous beachwear, we'll find one of yours in a mankini.



That's the "Chicago Way."

Update: Connery's character Zed pre-plagiarized Obama in this 1974 film... or perhaps anticipated his campaign's reaction to Palin's wiping him from the news just hours after his coronation in Denver:


Stay behind my aura!

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August 29, 2008

First Sarah Palin Facts


  • Unlike Dick Cheney, who shoots small birds with a 28-gauge shotgun, Sarah Palin hunts moose. When she shoots a lawyer, they'll stay down.
  • Single-handedly responsible for the booming political "-ILF" industry.
  • Husband Todd Palin's name is actually Yup'ik Eskimo for "Russell Crowe."
  • Palin's son Track is so tough that when joined the Army it was decided that he will be deployed to Iraq... as an MRAP.
  • A, combat pilot John McCain knew how to flew aircraft. A bush pilot, Sarah Palin knows how to land them.
  • Unlike Barack Obama, whose basketball skills consist of losing pick-up games, Sarah Palin was a state championship point guard... and won it playing on a broken foot.

Add your own in the comments, and we'll "promote" the best.

Update: I surrender.

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August 11, 2008

Hamas: The Musical!



Unable to beat the Israeli Defense Forces via conventional tactics, the crack Hamas Line Dancing Battalion prepares for an achy-breaky cross border raid.

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