June 27, 2006

NYT Announces Formation of Shadow Government

Heh:


In a move experts said was expected for months, New York Times executive editor Bill Keller today announced the formation of a shadow government for the US, effective immediately.

"The power that we have taken is not something to be taken lightly," said Keller. "The responsibility of it weighs most heavily on us and is among the most agonizing decisions I've faced as an editor."

Times' publisher "Pinch" Sulzberger was named shadow President, but was said to be disappointed that he wasn't named shadow Prime Minister.

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June 22, 2006

In My Mind, I'm Gone To Carolina



NandO

I'm against using the entire state, but we could certainly slip them into Chapel Hill without anyone noticing. *

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