November 17, 2004
K'Mears Stores
As reported by a reputable news outlet, Sears and K-Mart, two retail giants, are set to merge.
Since both chains have such a strong base in the South, they are considering a new marketing strategy where stores below the Manson-Nixon line will be called "K'Mears" with the slogan:
"Y'all wanna buy stuff? K'Mears!"
Mama will be soooo happy. Now she can get all her Bob Stewart and Martha Villa stuff all in one place...
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Since both chains have such a strong base in the South, they are considering a new marketing strategy where stores below the Manson-Nixon line will be called "K'Mears" with the slogan:
"Y'all wanna buy stuff? K'Mears!"
Mama will be soooo happy. Now she can get all her Bob Stewart and Martha Villa stuff all in one place...
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