July 22, 2005

Sometimes, Even Byrd Is Right

I came across the following Drudge headline this morning:

U.S. Senator calls American urban centers "jungles" that are more dangerous than 'the jungles of deepest Africa!'Â…

If you take the time to follow the link (which is worthwhile for other reasons than the one Drudge cites), you'll see that the Senator in question is Robert Byrd.

Urban centers are “jungles?” Robert Byrd, America's longest serving senatorial Klansman* is involved? I'm sure Democrats cringed, and some Republicans clacked with glee—but there isn't anything to the story.

The article reads:


Mr. Byrd embraced the same judicial philosophy as the president in his memoir, "Child of the Appalachian Coalfields," released earlier this summer. In the book, he repeatedly blamed "liberal judges" and "activist judges" for many of the nation's problems.

"One's life is probably in no greater danger in the jungles of deepest Africa than in the jungles of America's large cities," he writes. "In my judgment, much of the problem has been brought about by the mollycoddling of criminals by some of the liberal judges who have been placed on the nation's courts in recent years."

He's wrong... where?

"The jungles of deepest Africa" are not a nice place for an outsider. Ebola and Marburg are just some of the small things that can kill you there, but you don't have to worry about being eaten by lions or trampled by elephants, which are part of the circle of life in the plains, not in jungles. Your biggest danger in African jungles, other than your own ignorance, occurs on the microscopic level.

In the jungles of Africa, as in our urban cities, the greatest predatory threat to man, is man.

Sometimes, even a blind hog can find the acorn, and sometimes, even the Robert Byrd's of this world can be right.

* That is a fact, I think. Sorta.

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His Dad was Gay, Too...

With all the focus on four year-old Jack Roberts being a homosexual Nazi clone, nobody ever thought to ask about dear old dad.

You gotta love the pants.

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July 21, 2005

Other things I don't Consent To

Via Drudge:

I do/don't have a problem with whiny NY immigrant rights activist Tony Lu's t-shirts bearing the text, "I do not consent to being searched."

Ace said it quite well when he made the observation that while police look out for our lives, The Reality-Based Community Opts For Fantasy:


It's very simple. There are some on the left that don't like the real world. They'd prefer a different world, one in which terrorism wasn't occurring, and if it were perpetrated, then perpetrated by White Male Corporate Pigs rather than Oppressed Heroic Multicultural Victims that they're supposed to feel solidarity with.

So liberals choose denial. They "don't consent to being searched."

I Choose Something Else.

Update: Here's a visual link...

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It never ends: Jack Roberts... Nazi!

I've got to give it to the Kossacks and DUers of the world. They're determined.

Unable to prove that a four year-old boy is gay?

Insinuate instead that he and his sister are reconstituted Nazis!

Hey, at least this time they're just joking when they compared Jack Roberts to Hitler.

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"Abdul, my gun is too hot!"

Somehow, I just can see this being a valid complaint.

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London Transportation PSA

According to Fox News, the explosives found today in London's four terrorist bombs were made of TATP, or triacetone triperoxide, a mix of hydrogen peroxide, paint thinner, and sulphuric or hydrochloric acid. The formula has been around for 110 years, and is popular with terrorists, but has been known to be very unstable. According to Wikipedia, TATP has killed at least 40 Palestinian terrorists over the years as they tried to handle it. TATP is very shock sensitive.

With that knowledge in hand, Londoners are better armed with the knowledge that they, too, can help prevent terrorism.

Should you be in London, and happen to see a swarthy looking fellow carrying a backpack and looking somewhat nervous, push him in front of a bus.

If he detonates on contact with the bus, he is—was indeed a terrorist. Of course, this advice is hardly foolproof. Terrorists are highly sophisticated, and are therefore known to change their tactics to confuse authorities.

That in mind, if you should happen to be in London, and happen to see a swarthy-looking fellow (or a Jamaican, or someone from Asia, or a scummy-looking white guy, or a Hispanic with a Chicago accent, or George Galloway) carrying a backpack (or a briefcase, or a pizza box, or a copy of the Guardian) and looking relaxed (or content, or annoyed, or French), push him in front of a bus. If he detonates on contact with the bus, he is—was indeed a terrorist.

This advice is not always applicable.

If you "like to take the Tube" (a phrase that means something completely different in San Francisco), a bus may not always be available. Adapt. If you see a man—or maybe a woman, or a particuarly obnoxious child—carrying something, or looking like he might plan on carrying something, push him or her in front of the train. If he detonates on contact with the train, he or she is—was indeed a terrorist.

Strike a blow for jolly old England... and watch your back when standing near the curb.

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July 20, 2005

Hot Air Along the Border

Via WaPo:


The top U.S. border enforcement official said Wednesday that his agency is exploring ways to involve citizen volunteers in creating "something akin to a Border Patrol auxiliary" -- a significant shift after a high-profile civilian campaign this spring along the Arizona-Mexico border.

Customs and Border Protection Commissioner Robert C. Bonner told The Associated Press that his agency began looking into citizen involvement after noting how eager volunteers were to stop illegal immigration.

"We value having eyes and ears of citizens, and I think that would be one of the things we are looking at is how you better organize, let's say, a citizen effort," Bonner said.

He said that could involve training of volunteers organized "in a way that would be something akin to a Border Patrol auxiliary."

My gut reaction is that this is a ploy to placate those that are becoming aware of just how porous and unprotected our borders are. We should not fall for it.

If Commissioner Bonner's boss Michael Chertoff were serious about stopping illegal immigration and protecting our borders from terrorist infiltration, he would press the President and Congress for funding to hire, train and equip full-time, professional border patrol agents, and he'd actually let them arrest suspected illegals.

Chertoff and Bush have no apparent interest in protecting our borders.

I hope all of us live to regret it.

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Not Hephaistion's Thighs

Colin Farrell is suing to stop the release of a homemade sex tape he made with Playboy playmate Nicole Narain. I can't understand why.

It was sure to be better than than Alexander.

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Fat Man and Fatwa Boy

I'd been intent on steering clear of Congressman Tom Tancredo's recent comments about possible responses to an Islamic terrorist attack on multiple American cities involving multiple nuclear weapons. The comments were made while a guest on Pat Campbell's AM radio show:


"Well, what if you said something like — if this happens in the United States, and we determine that it is the result of extremist, fundamentalist Muslims, you know, you could take out their holy sites," Tancredo answered.

"You're talking about bombing Mecca," Campbell said.

"Yeah," Tancredo responded.

The congressman later said he was "just throwing out some ideas" and that an "ultimate threat" might have to be met with an "ultimate response."

Hugh Hewitt, though made the following challenge:


I want to be very clear on this. No responsible American can endorse the idea that the U.S. is in a war with Islam. That is repugnant and wrong, and bloggers and writers and would-be bloggers and writers have to chose sides on this, especially if you are a center-right blogger. The idea that all of Islam is the problem is a fringe opinion. It cannot be welcomed into mainstream thought because it is factually wrong. If Tancredo's blunder does not offend you, then you do not understand the GWOTÂ…

Â…We are not in a war with devout Muslims. We are in a war with Muslims who think that their faith compels them to kill non-believers and the nations that support those extremists.

A SCOTUS nomination will sweep Congressman Tancredo's remarks from the headlines, but I hope center-right bloggers will stand up and be counted on this issue.

Hugh, the last time I checked, every "responsible American" is still entitled to his own opinion, yet you present your opinion on this matter as fact, and everyone else's opinion that may differ is presented as wrong.

As experts studying Islamic jihad are far better versed in the subject, and some feel that Islam and violent jihad are so entwined as to be inseparable, I'd suggest that your decree that we are categorically not at war with Islam is wishful thinking unsupported by fact. At this moment, we simply do not know if we are in a war with Islam.

So-called Islamic moderates seem unwilling to choose sides, and extremists seem to have the greatest voice in setting policies and shaping public opinion in predominately Islamic communities. I'd like to think that we are only opposing extremists, but the fact remains that we simply do not know. Mr. Hewitt, you are wrong when you say, "The idea that all of Islam is the problem is a fringe opinion. It cannot be welcomed into mainstream thought because it is factually wrong."

Just hoping something to be true does not make it so, Hugh. We do not know it for a fact any more than heliocentrists "knew" that the universe revolved around the Earth. The historical evidence, it seems, indicates just the opposite.

Islam had a history almost a millennia-and-a-half long of near-constant warfare with its neighbors. Even charitable biographies of the prophet Mohamed acknowledge that he led his followers into combat more than 20 times and ordered captured prisoners executed, including women and children. Islam is decidedly not a "religion of peace." It never has been. Any attempt to say otherwise is historically ignorant revisionism.

The near universal Muslim desire to eradicate Israel from the face of the earth shows us that Muslims are willing to wipe out entire nations and commit genocide if they can. Why is it inconceivable to you, Hugh, that if we show ourselves to be weak, that they won't try to utterly destroy us well?

Congressman Tancredo was talking about a hypothetical situation where Muslim terrorists attack multiple major U.S. cities with thermonuclear weapons, rendering hundreds of thousands or even millions of Americans dead, and tens of millions wounded. To think that the American people would not demand a proportional response is unrealistic.

Saudi Arabia is the spiritual and financial heart of Islamic extremism. It is the most logical target for a proportional response. If Mecca is not your preferred target Mr. Hewitt, please offer an alternative target. Riyadh? Medina? Perhaps Jeddah, just to let them know we'll get that close to their holiest of holies?

If a military response to the nuclear murder of millions of Americans is not acceptable to you, do you care to offer another appropriate response? Offer up a solution of your own and I'll gladly discuss its merits with you. So far, Mr. Tancredo's off-the-cuff response is as appropriate as any other option I've seen placed upon the table.

The destruction of the holy center of Islam may not endear us to mainstream Islam, but then, neither has the billions of dollars we've invested in their culture. If we let it be known as a matter of policy that we will respond to nuclear attacks on our heartland with nuclear attacks in their heartland, perhaps then it might inspire a bit more vigorous pursuit of terrorists within Islamic cultures. Call it inspiration. Call it fear. In any event, it is motivation that Islamic culture currently seems to lack.

I'm quite willing to consider other options, and readily admit that Congressman Tancredo's option is probably not the best solution, but don't just tell me I'm wrong, give me a more valid option.

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July 19, 2005

No Enemy Too Small

Perhaps one of the more pathetic early attempts to attack new Supreme Court nominee John Roberts was this gutless attack against Judge Roberts' family by Daily Kos poster mayan:


Did You Catch His Wife

When Roberts thanked his family, he mentioned his son, Jack...Roberts' wife's face fell. It was like a poker tell. I think we should research Jack.

This was quickly followed by bottomdweller Geotpf:


He's probably gay

Of course, this is how ridiculous rumors get started, but extreme conservatives seem to have a lot of homosexual children...

Judge Roberts has been an official Supreme Court nominee for less than three hours, and progressives are already employing two of their more repugnant tactics:


  1. Attacking a conservative through their family.

  2. Attacking a conservative though sexuality.

In this instance, they combined the two, much as John Kerry and John Edwards did in making an issue out of Mary Cheney's sexuality in their failed 2004 political campaign.

The difference here is that Mary Cheney is an adult.

Jack Roberts is four years old.

Update: And the moonbat party never ends.

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It's Official: Bush Nominates John Roberts

I think Mark Levin might summed up the choice of Roberts before word got out the best:


"In the short period he has been on the court, John Roberts has shown he does not bring a personal agenda to his work. He follows the Constitution, and he is excellent."

Roberts says it is an honor to be nominated...has a deep regard for the Constitution...acknowledged his family (nice touch)...seems like a warm, caring guy, for what it is worth on face value.

And now, the battle begins...

Update:

Senator Leahy responds: "no one is entitled to a free pass" ... is disappointed over a non-moderate being nominated, almost choked over the word "fair" when saying he was entitled to a fair hearing.

Senator Shumer: Attacking his limited record and unknown views, setting up the liberal Inquisition...nominee must prove he is worthy, the Senate doesn't have to prove he is unworthy.

Perhaps I'm wrong, but since when does a nominee have to prove his worth? I'm not a lawyer, but understand the Senate's role as "advise and consent," not "judge."

Of course, I could be wrong.

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BOB Roberts for SCOTUS?!?!

Oh, JOHN Roberts...

Had me worried there for a second...

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SCOTUS Nomination Tonight

Trying to keep up with the Supreme Court nomination guessing game? We'll find out for sure at 9:00 PM Eastern, until then, it is a guessing game.

(Fox News is calling it John Roberts, a former Rehnquist Clerk, as of 7:45 PM Eastern)

Be sure to visit these sites that are sure to have insightful commentary once the nominee is disclosed:

Confirm Them
NRO's Bench Memos
Instapundit
Michelle Malkin
Powerline
Southern Appeal

Also sure to be fun--and for completely different reasons--the message boards at the Democratic Underground. I'm guessing the nominee will be referred to as:

And while I didn't predict it, we have a poster looking to move to Canada by post #32. DU tends to combine posts or otherwise randomly change URLs, so these links may not last, but that's how we stand for now. Gotta love the moonbats.

In any event, the evening promises to be great blog food. Stay tuned.

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About Confederate Yankee

Every once in a while people ask me why I use the name "Confederate Yankee" for my site. It refers to a couple of things, on a couple of different levels.

Part of it was simply convenience: my very first post was meant as a one-off, addressing the historical ignorance of an arrogant liberal by the name of Jane Smiley who said those of us who lives in "red" states suffer from "unteachable ignorance"—as she reversed Civil War history, getting it precisely backwards. With the Civil War as a reference point, using "Confederate" and "Yankee" seemed as logical as any other possible throw-away blog name I could have chosen. I had no idea that influential blogger Glenn Reynolds of Instapundit fame would actually link to the post even though I emailed him about it, and as the comments started rolling in I got hooked, and what was intended as a one-off protest post quickly became a blogging passion.

The blog name also worked on other levels, of course. I began blogging as a Southerner relocated to upstate New York, where because of my accent, I got my fair share of ribbing about being on the losing end of the Civil War. On another, more important level, I am also a North Carolina native with a New York-bred wife and in-laws. Our family and values come from the convergence of two very different cultures.

Last but not least, I've always been a fan of Mark Twain, and there is a distinct possibility that "Confederate Yankee" is a subconscious nod to one of my favorite Twain stories, A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court.

That explains the name of the blog. "Confederate Yankee" is however, just a handle.



My real name is Bob Owens. I've been a day laborer, atv rider, sports writer, web designer, technical writer, and blogger. I have both a Bachelor of Arts and a Master of Arts in English from East Carolina University. I've moved back south since starting this blog in New York, and currently live and work near Raleigh, North Carolina.

I am an original member of Pajamas Media, where I contribute frequently as a writer.

I was interviewed by the Washington Post on February 27, 2006, and guest-blogged there on Feb 28th, March 1st, March 2nd, and March 3rd, and was honored to be a panelist at the John Locke Foundation's Carolina FreedomNet 2006. I've been most recently featured nationally in an op-ed adaptation on one of my blog entries in the New York Post on July 23, 2008.

I've also been discussed in the book Blog Wars: The New Political Battleground by University of Kansas journalism professor David Perlmutter, who has also featured some of my work in his teaching and in media conferences as an example of bloggers as investigative journalists.

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Assaulting the Dead

An American hero died today.

William Westmoreland died in Charleston, SC, at the age of 91. His life was extraordinary by any measure. He was an Eagle Scout who graduated at the top of his class from West Point in 1936, and earned the respect of his soldiers fighting legendary German Filed Marshall Erwin Rommel in North Africa during World War II. He was a colonel by 30, and became a general during the Korean War.

He had the distinct honor of being the superintendent of the United States Military Academy at West Point from 1960-64, where he will soon be laid to rest.

After West Point, General Westmoreland commanded troops in Vietnam during the controversial years of 1964-1968, became Army Chief of Staff in 1968, and retired in 1972.

He became active in veterans' advocacy, and he visited veterans' groups in all 50 states. He led thousands of his comrades-in-arms in a veterans' march in 1982 to dedicate the Vietnam Veteran's Memorial in Washington, DC, calling it, "one of the most emotional and proudest experiences of my life."

This is how he should be remembered, as a soldier who dedicated his life to his country and to his men.

This is how the Washington Post would remember him:

One comment, lifted out of context, spoken out of passion, to tear down an entire career and reduce a man's dedication to his country to partisan politics.

I'd try to explain to the Post that this is not the way to honor someone who dedicated his life to preserving their freedom to say what they want, but that would involve explaining the concepts of duty, honor and loyalty, which would only cause confusion in the newsroom.

Update: The L.A. Times, perhaps predictably, proclaims an equally hate-filled view of General Westmoreland's life with the headline,"A Commander Caught in the Mire of Vietnam" and a lead paragraph that reads:


Gen. William C. Westmoreland, the World War II hero who was later vilified for his leadership of the United States' failed war in Vietnam, died Monday night in Charleston, S.C. He was 91.

Classy.

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July 18, 2005

That's One Old Fish

Fellow blogger, designer of this site, and real-life younger brother phin of phin's blog is 30 today.

Be sure to drop in and harrass him.

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Cooper's Double Super Secret Source

Matthew Cooper's "double super secret" source revealed! more...

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July 17, 2005

Wright, Wrong, and Rove

About the only thing I can say with any certainty regarding Plamegate is that any lies told by Republicans on the topic have been met and possibly exceeded by the media and their allies in the Democratic Party.

No finer demonstration of that fact can be found than former Democratic Speaker of the House Jim Wright's claim in his Forth Worth Star-Telegram editorial (registration or BugMeNot required) today that Karl Rove "initiated a call to Time magazine" to start an assault against Plame and Wilson.

It is established that Matthew Cooper of Time called Karl Rove. This is recorded extensively by Editor & Publisher, National Review, CNN and other news organizations.

But Jim Wright takes the dishonest step of changing the circumstances of the call in an attempt to establish a sinister motive for Rove. Cooper called Rove ostensibly to talk about welfare reform, and then after discussing that subject briefly, Cooper changed the subject to discuss Joe Wilson.

But that bit of documented history fails to firmly establish Rove as a villain, and so former Speaker Wright turns to fiction, and attempts to present it as fact.

This is irresponsible of course, but not more so than the Star-Telegram's decision to run a Sunday-edition editorial with such a major fact error in the second paragraph. Jim Wright (who knows something about ethics violations) and the Star-Telegram seem to have made the conscious decision to run an editorial based at least in part upon fabricated evidence.

The New York Times just ran a major correction for fabricating parts of an editorial. It remains to be seen if the Star-Telegram will have that kind of class.

Of course, you can ask them that yourself.

Update: Cooper further discredits Wright with the very first sentence in this article in Time.

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July 16, 2005

Old Fish Never Die...

...they just smell that way.

Phin is turning 30 this weekend (well close, enough, the 18th). Be sure to drop by his site and harrass him.

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The Blunder Rolls

Alphecca takes the gun-grabbing Violence Policy Center to task for shoddy policy-driven "research." Five youth gun suicides in an entire state from 2000-2002?

It's an epidemic!

Remember: Guns don't kill people, Garth Brooks kills people.

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