1 Sounds like they have it all covered, but I still think the pigs will be more equal. The one thing socialism never seems to factor in is human nature, which tends toward "self interest" as the primary motivating factor in life. That will always be the clod in socialisms churn.

2 As President Bush gets off the helicopter in front of the White House, he is carrying a baby pig under each arm. The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says: "Nice pigs, sir." The President replies: "These are not pigs; these are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs... I got one for Senator Ted Kennedy and Senator John Kerry, and I got one for President Bill and Senator Hillary Clinton." The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and says, "Nice trade, sir."