July 26, 2007
Blog History Repeating
The
first time as tragedy, the
second time as farce.
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Folks,
All you need do to begin to understand this pathetic fool is read what he has written in the past few days. Click "second time as farce."
TNR? This is your guy. We all smelled a rat right away, even before this clear evidence of...delusion.
This is your guy. This is also YOU. You WANTED to believe his deranged ranting.
You're gonna "re-report" the story?
What story.
Posted by: Bill Smith at July 27, 2007 05:59 AM (d1qfW)
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Turns out Scott is married to New Republic reporter-researcher, Elizabebeth Reeve. New Republic editor, Franklin Foer, says that marriage is "part of the reason why we found him to be a credible writer."
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/07/27/AR2007072700037.html
Posted by: Mrs Greyhawk at July 27, 2007 09:08 AM (3iNHS)
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And, it now appears that the "farce" link is to a spoof of Thomas.
Posted by: Bill Smith at July 27, 2007 10:32 AM (d1qfW)
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June 22, 2007
Pelosi: We Support the CANADIAN Troops
From QandO, where they can tell a difference between U.S. and Canadian uniforms.
Hey, it could be worse...
She could have instead used the photo of her meeting with this weak-chinned ophthalmologist, with whom she may not be visiting with any more.
(Via Hot Air), where they note that Democrats have a history of not knowing what our uniforms look like.
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The Human Ashtray is in for a rough weekend.
Posted by: Dusty at June 22, 2007 11:50 AM (GJLeQ)
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Now, this is quite honestly hearsay and probably irresponsible of me to continue as a rumor, but i hear that Pelosi doesn't nominate any candidates for appointments to US service academies... as a protest of "don't ask don't tell" i guess. (which is ironic in itself, but a whole 'nother discussion)
If that is true, I am really not surprised that she and her staffers/interns would have accidently let this slip.
Posted by: K-Det at June 23, 2007 10:13 AM (aaP7C)
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Shorter right-wing blogosphere: ‘Democrats hate the military because some staffer used the wrong photo on a website. Clearly you must vote Republican.’
Just so we are clear- Bush and company opposed pay raises for our troops, calling them unnecessary. Yet you are in an uproar because Pelosi is increasing veteranÂ’s benefits, but a staffer or webdork used a picture of a Canadian Officer.
Thank goodness the adults are in charge.
Posted by: Jeremy Wilcox at June 24, 2007 07:48 AM (LCnsd)
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Democrats hate the military
Not necessarily. They are however, hasty fools for making such an egregious mistake.
Posted by: Purple Avenger at June 24, 2007 10:44 AM (9yWTK)
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Well, I suppose they could have used some Walter Reed pictures, but they likely intended to show what they want veterans' healthcare to be (i.e. like the Canadians have it) rather than what it is now. So, the question is, how do you know it was a mistake at all?
Posted by: Shochu John at June 24, 2007 11:32 AM (VCtxB)
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June 15, 2007
Hurry, Before This Land is Completely Sold Out!
For Sale: Prairie Chapel Ranch. 1583 acres, just seven miles northwest of beautiful Crawford, Texas. Seven scenic canyons dot the landscape, and water-lovers will enjoy three miles of frontage along Rainey Creek and the Middle Bosque River. Nature lovers will thrive in the wide open spaces.
The main house is a unique 4,000 sq/ft energy efficient limestone ranch encircled by a impressive ten-foot wide wrap-around porch. Additional quarters include guest houses and Secret Service barracks. Property includes a stocked 11-acre bass pond and large swimming pool. Asking $4,500,000.
Send offers to the email address in the sidebar.
Please note that while the law regards me as an "undocumented owner" of this property, I will graciously accept payment, and I am assured that the present occupant welcomes all "newcomers," regardless of legal contracts or boundary limitations.
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You forgot to mention the newly-available Peace Ranch a mere 5 miles away.
Posted by: Old_dawg at June 15, 2007 02:39 PM (n5oUk)
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Bob,
This country was sold out to corporate interests years ago.
(as an aside, I've always found it amusing that this 4000 sq. foot home is referred to as anything other than what it is - a multi-million dollar estate.)
Posted by: David Terrenoire at June 15, 2007 03:14 PM (kxecL)
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It merely shows the hypocrisy of the "champions of the common man" like Edwards, or "defenders of Gaia" like the Goracle.... and supporters like you.
Posted by: SDN at June 16, 2007 12:20 AM (1Qc1i)
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That was funny as hell, hey can I get a piece of that action?
Posted by: Jaded at June 18, 2007 12:45 PM (0lpqx)
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June 13, 2007
The First Immigration Debate
Beware the Crackers.
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They paid the price for open borders, lets not do the same.
Posted by: GeorgeH at June 13, 2007 05:52 PM (Jkcjv)
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Tended to fall down a bit at the end, but pretty funny. Thanks for putting it up.
Posted by: dusty at June 13, 2007 11:03 PM (GJLeQ)
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June 01, 2007
Tommorrow starts here Todday
I'm thinking whoever typed in the banner had best be looking for a new job todday. 'cause that sppell checker deal, it ain't working out so hot.
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It isn't just the banner, the smaller, repeating format gets it wrong, too.
Posted by: Retread at June 01, 2007 02:07 PM (P/AfD)
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I blame global warming.
Posted by: Purple Avenger at June 01, 2007 02:11 PM (WzMpV)
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I blame global warming.
Purple,
That was funny. Thank you.
Posted by: David Terrenoire at June 01, 2007 02:47 PM (kxecL)
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Purple, don't you mean global warmming?
Or is this another example of Hillary pandering to us dumb southerners. First, it was the accent, now she's spelling wrong.
Posted by: BohicaTwentyTwo at June 01, 2007 03:11 PM (oC8nQ)
Posted by: abwtf at June 01, 2007 03:49 PM (FJ/ua)
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"Tommorrow, tommorrow; I'll love you tommorrow, it's only a daze away"
Posted by: Tom TB at June 01, 2007 07:39 PM (A5s0y)
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I really feel that Hillary has my best interests in mind and is reaching out to me.
Posted by: Tom Morrow at June 01, 2007 09:05 PM (vORDe)
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You expected a banner designed by collectivists to NOT have misinformation?
Posted by: Dusty at June 02, 2007 02:40 AM (GJLeQ)
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...and that's not even a hard word, like potatoe.
Posted by: Ahenobarbus at June 02, 2007 07:58 AM (6MrxL)
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On an office building in town the new business put up a large professionally made sign in metal that says.
Notary Republic
Its spelled properly.
Posted by: NortonPete at June 03, 2007 12:35 PM (fVuwW)
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Somebody should give her a link to the BLS website. Unemployment at 4.5%, and for folks with college degrees the rate is 1.8%. We're at full employment ALREADY!
If Hillary wins, does it mean we can all just stay home and let the rich folk pay our way? I wouldn't mind sucking down margaritas pool-side and telling the waitress, "Oh, Bill Gates will be picking up the tab. And bring me some cheese sticks with the next margarita."
Posted by: muckdog at June 03, 2007 01:06 PM (O8Hhk)
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We're at full employment ALREADY!
I'm completely confident the Democrats have a plan to rectify that situation.
Posted by: Purple Avenger at June 04, 2007 10:50 AM (Sr5ZD)
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May 02, 2007
Al Qaeda Leaders Declare Iraq War Lost
The Air Force officer running
Mind in the Qatar has discovered that because of their string of recent and on-going defeats, al Qaeda Sheikh Reidari has called upon bin Laden
remove their terrorists from Iraq:
Following the deaths of both Abu Musab Al-zaqawi and Abu Ayyub al-Masri, the decimation of the ranks of Al Qaeda in Iraq, and the growing unpopularity of foreign insurgents among Iraqis, some senior terrorists affiliated with Al Qaeda have called upon Usama Bin Laden to withdraw all of his troops from Iraq by October.
The war in Iraq "is lost" and Al Qaeda attacks are failing to bring an Islamic state to the country, spokesman of the Salafist Group for Preching and Combat, Harry Sheikh Reidari, said Thursday. "I believe ... that this war is lost, and continuing attacks are not accomplishing anything, as is shown by the extreme blows to our network in Iraq recently," Reidari told journalists. "Iraq has diverted resources from our greater 'War on Freedom'. It would be best if we withdrew, leaving only a small force to train Iraqi jihadists, and redeployed our other forces to Afghanistan to continue with a Holy War that everyone can support."
Other al Qaeda leaders, such as Abu Jonjalali al-Murthab, Rhadami Hillab Clintonijhad, and Waleed Jo Bidenami echoed Reidari's call. Mohammed Dheniz Khalidinich even called for Egyptian Ayman al-Zawahiri, bin Laden's second-in-command, to be ousted:
Additionally, leading Abu Sayyaf Group terrorist Mohammed Dheniz Khalidinich changed that Dr. Ayman al-Zawahiri "purposely manipulated information to deceive the al Qaeda rank and file..." Khalidinich said al-Zawahiri did so "by fabricating the idea the U.S. military forces would fold and run once our jihad against them in Iraq got bloody. But today they are still resisting us and sending even more troops to do so. It is clear now that al-Zawahiri knew that this reaction only would happen with a Democratic American President, and he should have known that Bush would not retreat this way. For this failure, he should be removed from al-Qaeda's leadership."
Somehow, this seems errily familiar...
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Posted by: Dan Irving at May 02, 2007 09:53 AM (zw8QA)
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You can't have a War on Freedom. Freedom is an ideal, you can't have a war against thoughts or ideas. This is the same as the ill-fated War on Christianity. It will only result in endless war.
Posted by: BohicaTwentyTwo at May 02, 2007 10:51 AM (oC8nQ)
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Front page news! Lead story!
Uh ... probably not, right?
Posted by: DoorHold at May 02, 2007 11:39 AM (Pf2Xd)
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Harry Reid has lodged official protests with AQ in response to their clear lack of spine and defeatism.
Posted by: Purple Avenger at May 02, 2007 04:28 PM (CPya5)
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April 12, 2007
Ten Fred Thompson Facts
From
U.S News & World Report:
- Fred Thompson has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
- Fred Thompson once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
- Fred Thompson has counted to infinity. Twice.
- Fred Thompson is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
- The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodge ball Fred Thompson played in second grade.
- When Fred Thompson goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
- Fred ThompsonÂ’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
- When taking the SAT, write "Fred Thompson" for every answer. You will score a 1600.
- The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Fred Thompson. There were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
- Fred Thompson ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
At least I think that is from U.S News & World Report.
I hired Katie Couric's producer as my fact checker, and now I'm not so sure.* *
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LOL... a welcome break from the Chuck Norris Facts(tm).
Posted by: Jeff at April 12, 2007 01:15 PM (yiMNP)
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You sure that you're not getting Fred confused with
Jack Bauer?
Posted by: lawhawk at April 12, 2007 02:20 PM (a8MXW)
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Yeah, I want to be Jack Bauer because everywhere I go there would be a satellite I could use to see what is around me and there would NEVER be a cloud between me and that satellite.
Posted by: crosspatch at April 12, 2007 03:23 PM (y2kMG)
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This article, and those items, #1 through 10, has been plagerizied by the Katie Couric Crew! It should read Nancy "Grandma" Pelosi in lieu of Fred Thompson!! At least that's what Charles Gibson over at ABC probably thinks. Upon discovery of this blatant reversal of facts it is believed Gibson exclaimed..."Well I'll be a nappy-headed hoe!"
Al Sharton wasn't notified of this alleged incident, apparently he was too busy for comment, as he was "handlin bidness" looking for more D sized batteries for his bullhorn. Ex- D.A. Nifong refused comment, but with head in hands, mumbled something about not touchin another hoe with a 10 foot pole (not sure if this was a reference to people of Polish descent). That's all for now. Hey! Who put the chopped ham in my Koran?!
Posted by: jihadgene at April 12, 2007 10:40 PM (FTAjp)
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Here are some others on Fred.
1 His current wife is younger than his oldest daughter would be (if she hadn't died from a drug overdose)
2 He was the one that coined the phrase that killed Nixon's presidency "what did the President know and when did he know it"
3 Most of his adult life was spent as a lobyist for big corporations
4 He doesn't look as good or as well in real life as he does on TV
5 How can someone who strongly supports the Cuban embargo always be smoking those Cuban cigars ?
Posted by: John Ryan at April 14, 2007 04:32 PM (TcoRJ)
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April 05, 2007
Under Siege in Idahoistan
Quagmire!
For years, ATV-riding, gun-toting sport shooters have flouted gun laws in part of Idaho's high desert by taking pot shots at ground squirrels and other animals.
Now, officials say, they're also setting their sights on National Guard tanks that train in the area.
Rifles and pistols have been banned in a 68,000-acre area of the Snake River Birds of Prey National Conservation Area since 1996.
But the federal Bureau of Land Management is considering expanding the gun-restricted area by 41,000 acres to try to limit shootings at Idaho Army National Guard troops who report slugs bouncing off their tanks on a regular basis.
"There's a segment of the shooting community that will shoot at anything that moves," said John Sullivan, the area's manager.
Faced with inadequate manpower and renegades that wonÂ’t respect the rule of law, we must abandon Idaho.
Thee is no word as of yet on whether or not Speaker of the Knessett Nancy Pelosi and Congressman John Murtha have been able to come up with a suitable plan to redeploy the Idaho National Guard.
Pelosi is said to be considering retreating to neighboring Oregon, but is concerned over recent "friendly fire" incidents.
Because of this, Murtha is said to be exploring the option of stationing the Idaho National Guard in Montreal, where a quick reaction force could respond in just one day and 13 hours (at highway driving speeds) to any emergency in Boise.
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I've been saying for years that Idaho is just like Vietnam! Only with potatoes instead of rice paddys. Anyway people from Idaho (Idahois? Idahoians? Idahoites? Idahoers?) are too savage for democracy. I say, NO BLOOD FOR RUSSETTS!
Posted by: BohicaTwentyTwo at April 05, 2007 11:21 AM (oC8nQ)
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Why I don't think it's a political agenda I can't say (I don't have any particular feelings toward Montel one way or the other), but it appears to me he just knows "conflict" sells. It's inappropriate, especially for a veteran, to ambush military guests but then, that's daytime TV for ya: Schlock. Lowest common denominator entertainment, not news.
Posted by: DoorHold at April 05, 2007 12:09 PM (+k9lE)
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Why don't we just let the National Guard shoot back? I'm pretty sure a couple of rounds of 20-mm or similar would result in the only evidence that they ATV shooters were ever there being the puddles of urine and the smoking trails the other way.
Posted by: SGT Jeff (USAR) at April 05, 2007 12:26 PM (yiMNP)
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I take your point, CY, but the difference lies in the fact that Idaho is ours and fixing it is our responsibility.
Note, though, the lack of success even here in one of our own states. How the hell can we fix Iraq if we can't even fix Idaho?
Posted by: Doc Washboard at April 05, 2007 02:57 PM (YbI6D)
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I'm with Sgt. Jeff. Just redefine the ROE and I guarantee those trigger-happy Idahoans would stop taking pot shots at those tanks.
And what kind of idiot shoots at a tank? Let the NG cull the herd.
Posted by: David Terrenoire at April 05, 2007 03:34 PM (kxecL)
Posted by: Zhombre at April 05, 2007 09:00 PM (v72Rn)
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Ground squirrels? They're not ground squirrels, they're Whistle Pigs. Damn media can't even get that right.
Posted by: Tim at April 06, 2007 08:00 AM (WiHUE)
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What the hell are ATV riders doing in a NG training area? Sounds like a good way to get squished, if you ask me.
Posted by: Raging_Dave at April 10, 2007 02:14 PM (zQsFa)
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March 02, 2007
So While We're Here, Would You Like a Swatch?
Just when we least expected it, the Swiss
accidentally invaded Liechtenstein:
What began as a routine training exercise almost ended in an embarrassing diplomatic incident after a company of Swiss soldiers got lost at night and marched into neighboring Liechtenstein.
According to Swiss daily Blick, the 170 infantry soldiers wandered just over a mile across an unmarked border into the tiny principality early Thursday before realizing their mistake and turning back.
A spokesman for the Swiss army confirmed the story but said that there were unlikely to be any serious repercussions for the mistaken invasion.
Swiss Army knives are apparently far better than Swiss Army compasses.
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I am reminded of the old Sinatra classic:
"Rangers in the night,
exchanging azimuths.
Wondering which is right...."
Posted by: Russ at March 02, 2007 04:52 PM (cu9kz)
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Huh. I'm surprised the knives didn't have a compass. Of course newer models should have a GPS built in.
Posted by: ThatGayConservative at March 03, 2007 05:55 AM (ACAez)
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We know, at least, that they became lost precisely on time!
Posted by: drewas at March 03, 2007 01:57 PM (loE3F)
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Compasses don't mislead people.
PEOPLE mislead people!!!!
=)
Posted by: Bill Smith at March 03, 2007 06:03 PM (UvXVP)
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Uh-oh. The Swiss are getting imperialistic again.
Posted by: MunDane at March 05, 2007 02:27 PM (Bi4Gu)
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February 22, 2007
USO After Death
By request from one of our men "over there."
Funny how some things haven't changed in all these years.
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If your in the military, remember to sign:
www.appealforcourage.org
This is an Appeal For Redress in support of our mission in Iraq.
An Appeal For Redress is an authorized means for active duty military to submit a grievance to Congress. It can be signed by Active Duty, Reserve, or National Guard military personnel.
It is authorized by DoD Directive 1325.6 and DoD Directive 7050.6.
The wording of the Appeal for Redress is:
As an American currently serving my nation in uniform, I respectfully urge my political leaders in Congress to fully support our mission in Iraq and halt any calls for retreat. I also respectfully urge my political leaders to actively oppose media efforts which embolden my enemy while demoralizing American support at home. The War in Iraq is a necessary and just effort to bring freedom to the Middle East and protect America from further attack.
If you are active duty, reservist or national guard, please Sign this Appeal.
Most service members fully support the war in Iraq and feel calls to retreat by Congress and attacks by our media on our conduct and mission act to motivate our enemy while demoralizing our support at home, directly increasing the threat we face and resulting in greater American casualties. This Appeal for Redress provides a way in which individual service members can appeal to Congress to fully support us and actively oppose media attacks on our mission and our morale.
This Appeal will be delivered to members of Congress.
Sign here:
www.appealforcourage.org
Posted by: Bill Nelson at February 22, 2007 11:36 PM (TodDb)
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His Girl Friday... a classic movie about journalism and politics, indeed.
An unfortunate example of how
Solomon's wisdom is still true today
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January 26, 2007
Thank You, President Bush
I just filled up my tank for $1.979/ gallon. Finally, the War for Oil is paying off!
Now, if it will just keep going down to the $1.679 a gallon I was paying before the invasion...
Update: That really ought to help those Two Americas we've heard so much about.
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Not to brag but it's $1.89 here in Michigan. Damn near free!!!
Posted by: markm at January 26, 2007 09:39 AM (hVOTO)
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I paid $1.71 the other day in Kansas but I get a dime a gallon off...
And I paid $1.58 last week in the Nations in Oklahoma, where the tax is all tribal.
Posted by: Tully at January 26, 2007 10:11 AM (kEQ90)
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January 04, 2007
January 03, 2007
BREAKING: Jamil Hussein Arrested for Filming Saddam's Execution on Cell Phone
Upon reading that headline, AP Executive Editor Kathleen Carroll probably became faint.
Luckily, that was (or should be) just one of many comments in Ace's Cool Facts About Police Captain Jamil Hussein, which now has about 300 comments, and is still growing.
Many of the comments are crude... and I mean very, not-for-your-kids-to-read crude... but many are laugh-out-loud funny.
My favorite (republishable) comments so far:
Jamil Hussein singlehandedly implemented an ISO 9000 Quality Certification program for Halliburton, over the weekend of Dec. 2-3.
His name does not appear in any of the documentation.
Posted by Dave in Texas at January 2, 2007 04:32 PM
In the early 80's, Jamil Hussein and Barak Hussein Obama ran a truckload of Coors from Texarcana to Altlanta in 24 hours for Big Enos and Little Enos.
Posted by Rosetta at January 2, 2007 04:51 PM
when he drinks he is often heard to say"man, I really miss Tenille".
Posted by mark c. at January 2, 2007 05:35 PM
In grade school, Jamil Hussein started a band called "The Netherwind Pipers" as a childish fart-joke.
You've might know them by their current name -- OPEC.
Posted by ObserverAce at January 2, 2007 10:13 PM
Jammies Hussein thinks Margaret Cho is funny;
and when he's in the audience, she is.
Posted by MikeB at January 3, 2007 12:17 AM
Head on over and add your own.
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Pleased to be saying hello to you. My name is Iraqi Police Captian Jamil Hussein and I DO exist. See I have a blog now.
JamilHussein.com
I am sad though as I need to add CY to my list of mean peoples who don't think I exist. :-(
Posted by: Jamil Hussein at January 03, 2007 02:58 PM (oC8nQ)
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I want footnote credit on Captain and Tennille!
(just kidding)
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December 29, 2006
Back to the Future
In a photo taken several hours from now, Cindy Sheehan reacts to the death of Saddam Hussein... or news that her month-long supply of Jamba Juice supply
may have been tainted.
Your call.
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Posted by: Bill Faith at December 29, 2006 11:13 PM (n7SaI)
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Is she upset the comet aliens didn't take her?
Posted by: Purple Avenger at December 31, 2006 12:51 AM (GlKkD)
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The sad part? Her heart is even uglier.
Posted by: MCPO Airdale at January 01, 2007 11:23 AM (3nKvy)
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Jamil Hussein Rescued?
Saving lives--even fictional lives--it's just
what we do:
BAGHDAD, Iraq Dec 28,2006 (AP) - Just hours after Conservative blogger, Bob Owens expressed concern over the disappearance and fate of Iraqi Police Captain Jamil Hussein, the AP reported that a team of Iraqi police officers found Mr. Hussein inside a closet in a US military barracks, bound and blindfolded with severe lacerations over most of his body. Hussein was apparently beaten by American soldiers and will spend the next several weeks recuperating at his home in Baghdad.
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Hussein told the Associated Press that he was abducted by a group of US soldiers over a month ago after he personally witnessed them blowing up an Iraqi school bus packed with scores of Iraqi school children. The soldiers, Hussein said, tied him up, blindfolded him and then beat him with lead pipes until he could no longer walk. He was eventually found by Iraqi police officers who quickly rushed him to the AP's main office in Baghdad where he was treated for shock and eventually sent home to recuperate.
According to the AP, Hussein will take a year off from his job as Iraqi police captain to recover from his latest ordeal, but, he'll continue to work part time as a stringer for the AP.
Meanwhile, Hussein said he owes his life to Owens who alerted the AP to look for him.
I'm just glad I could help.
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Imaginary policemen and fabricated sources everywhere sleep soundly in their beds because CY is on the job.
Posted by: BohicaTwentyTwo at December 29, 2006 09:43 AM (oC8nQ)
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LOL. Needed that this morning.
Posted by: Specter at December 29, 2006 10:37 AM (ybfXM)
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Lest all our bloggers be forgot
And truth be lost in time
They ante'd up in a high stakes game
Flopping Aces and dropping dimes
Now one Hussein has disappeared
The other's neck will stretch the twine
Our brave players called every bluff
Flopping Aces and dropping dimes
Jamil we found was a composite sketch
Of sixty painted mimes
Up next we're sure was Marcel Marceau
Til Flopping Aces started dropping dimes
CY, Michele and See-Dubya
At great risk of being slimed
Joined the game and ante'd up
Flopping Aces and dropping dimes
So raise a toast this New Year's Eve
to LGF and Powerline
And all those heroes who saved the truth
Flopping Aces and dropping dimes
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December 28, 2006
Woodward Scoops Again: Saddam's Embargoed Interview Leaked
In a pre-execution embargoed Bob Woodward interview leaked to
Confederate Yankee, Former President of Iraq Saddam Hussein made several shocking confessions, including once having his secret police, the
Mukhabarat plot the murder of Maury Povich in hopes of one day possessing Connie Chung.
Saddam also confessed to a strong craving for bran... lots and lots of bran.
More as this develops...
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December 15, 2006
Picture This
As I scored the top two results in this
Google search, shouldn't I be getting more traffic?
And tips?
Update: Would probably be about like this.
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with out a dout KANSAS CITY is home of BBQ there is nothing better then the 3 B's. BBQ, cold beer & kc blue's. we probaly have more BBQ joints per capata then anywere eles on the planet!!!!!
LOL
Posted by: Rich from Kansas City at December 15, 2006 05:03 PM (EblDJ)
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I get hits for 'Hillary Clinton sexy feet' and 'Rosie O'Donnell nude'. Go figure ... lolol
Posted by: beth at December 16, 2006 10:41 PM (u79qt)
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December 10, 2006
Proof?
I just a received an email that claims to show photographic proof of the Jamil Hussein/Burning Six story of the Associated Press. Make of it what you will.
Sir,
I must take issue with your attempt to discredit Mr. Jamil Hussein, nonexistent though he may be, regarding his story about six Sunni worshippers who were burned alive outside a bombed mosque. I submit for your review the attached photograph, which clearly shows a Shiite insurgent wielding a gas pump from which spouts fuel that feeds the flames engulfing his Sunni victim. The other five victims, already aflame, are visible in foreground and background amid the rubble of the mosque.
My objection to your criticism of Mr. Hussein, however, arises not from your skepticism over his claim that the men in question were actually Sunnis, or were actually burned, or were actually alive once, or were dead later, or that the attackers who did or did not do the burning were or were not Shiites, or that they did or did not burn the Sunnis who were or were not burned; indeed, I recognize all of these to be points over which reasonable people can in good faith disagree.
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Rather, I find it alarming that you fail to fail to reveal the truth that underlies this incident, if it happened: clearly, Mr. Hussein was coerced by U.S. and Israeli agents into suppressing his knowledge that the supposed Shiite incendiary insurgent in the photograph is actually a Mossad operative. In light of this fact, Mr. Hussein's pretended existence is obviously a cover designed to disguise his non-identity and avoid reprisals from the Vast Right Wing Conspirators who blew up the World Trade Center in the mistaken belief that it was actually the United Nations building.
By revealing that Mr. Hussein is not truly Jamil Hussein, but is another non-existent person of a different name, you have "outed" him, making him vulnerable to attack by the same American Jewish interests that used Valerie Plame to attack Karl Rove in order to punish Bush for his too-tepid support for the establishment of a Hebrew-only language policy in the Jew-occupied territories stretching from Brooklyn to Ethiopia. As you know, the Hasidim of Flatbush* oppose the use of Hebrew, instead preferring to use Yiddish in order to hasten the arrival of the Messiah. As this extremist party sees the outbreak of Total War between Jews and Muslims as a precursor to the divine visitation, they surely will not take kindly to Mr. Hussein's deceptions on behalf of liberal Israeli accommodationists. The accommodationists - including the aggressor in the photograph - pose as apostate Jews (though many are actually Christian Phalangist moles), and are known to be inflaming sectarian violence in Iraq. They hope that if things get nasty enough, the U.N. will step in and resolve the conflict before Iran gains dominance. They calculate that an ascendant, nuclear capable Iran would need to surrender unconditionally to Israel in order to restrain itself from launching a pre-emptive nuclear strike on Jerusalem and Tel Aviv that would, in fact, hasten the arrival of the Messiah.
In sum, you, sir, have made it impossible for the person who Mr. Hussein is not to do his work with impunity. By revealing that Mr. Hussein does not exist, you have placed him in mortal danger at the hands of deathmongering moderate Jewish Israelis and Americans whose counterespionage protocols call for the death or subjugation of all non-existent persons.
I hope you're happy.
Cordially,
Jamal Hussein (no relation)
Sandy, Utah, USA
P.S., Should you find yourself needing legal representation over this matter, I kindly refer you to my esteemed associate Ramzi al-Clarkstein Baker'sman McCarterGates. He's not Jewish, but he's still a decent lawyer.
*Note: "FlatBUSH" - mere coincidence?
I'm not certain if Mr. Hussein's claims are accurate, but his explanation sounds every bit as credible as what the Associated Press has offered up as evidence so far.
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A Reuters photo no doubt?
Posted by: Purple Avenger at December 10, 2006 08:05 PM (RWCop)
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Totally valid. Indisputable. Offensive to even question it.
F the bloggers.
Posted by: Good Lt at December 10, 2006 10:41 PM (D0TMh)
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Oh my! This is just awful! To think that people would actually call for the deaths of non-existent persons is just horrendous! I have nothing more to say! I feel sick and nauseous. I'm taking a tranquilizer and going to bed. Oh my!
Posted by: Feel Sick at December 10, 2006 11:38 PM (aTZaE)
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Hey! Where's Green Helmet Guy?
Posted by: SJBill at December 11, 2006 12:17 AM (CgykJ)
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Yes ...
where is Green Helmet Guy? Is it possible that he's THE DEVIL (cue music) ...oh wait, that's not right. Sorry. CUT! My but the years do so just fly by these days. Hmm. Where was I ...oh yes. Let's try this again. So. Where is Green Helmet Guy? Is it possible that he's JAMAL WHOSEEN? (cue music)
Posted by: davis,br at December 11, 2006 02:29 AM (ySO5Q)
Posted by: fidens at December 11, 2006 03:03 AM (bHDH/)
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So, Green Helmet was actually a Mossad agent provocateur? Who knew?
Posted by: Clioman at December 11, 2006 08:04 AM (udpRV)
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"Needs Smoke"
ADNAN, ADD MORE SMOKE! And don't screw it up like last time.
Posted by: BohicaTwentyTwo at December 11, 2006 08:47 AM (oC8nQ)
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Hey, isn't that Baghdad Bob in the background?
Posted by: bobdog here at December 11, 2006 09:35 AM (d93tV)
Posted by: sbw at December 11, 2006 09:55 AM (dJ1+y)
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Mr. (no relation)
By all that is good and great you have managed to extract kerosene from a gas pump, praise Jabba the Hut!
Being an inquisitive Western reporter of all important facts and evidence, do you have any pictures of Britny Spears? And do you have any idea where the rest of the letters in her name went?
Before I leave, thank you oh, honest man...for gracing me with these pictures, which I know come at such great risk to you personally, may you be blessed for all eternity. I was wondering if I may ask one more small favor.
Can I get in on some of that 72 virgin thing, if I continue to print your pictures and accounts of the going-on in Iraq? I mean, I went to a Big Ten school in the 70's and majored in Liberal Arts...and there was kind of a shortage, you know? So, if there's any way for me to sort of barter my services here...can you get me a coupon or something from Pimp Mo?
Posted by: cfbleachers at December 11, 2006 10:41 AM (5RM9g)
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Moslems are dumb enough to take that post seriously. Bad idea.
Posted by: Phillep at December 11, 2006 11:14 AM (FSzsR)
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Well, I'm convinced. Yes, I am. Noooo doubt about it.
Posted by: RebeccaH at December 11, 2006 12:17 PM (YadGF)
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It was an adnan sockpuppet....who knew?
Posted by: Specter at December 12, 2006 07:48 AM (ybfXM)
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December 07, 2006
Researcher Quits Over the Dumbest Book Ever Written About the Bush Administration
Protesting Frank J. Fleming's controversial new book on the President—with the provocative title, "
The Chronicles of Dubya Volume 1: The Defeat of Saddam" —Dr. Frank Stein resigned this week from the Fleming Center. Stein had co-authored a previous book on the Middle East with Fleming, had been affiliated with the Center for 3 years, and in many ways was Fleming's "brain" on Dubya for years.
Stein writes in a letter explaining his resignation that Fleming's new book is "replete with factual errors, copied materials not cited, superficialities, glaring omissions, and simply invented segments. Aside from the one-sided nature of the book, meant to provoke, there are recollections cited from meetings where I was the third person in the room, and my notes of those meetings show little similarity to points claimed in the book. In due course, I shall detail these points and reflect on their origins." *
When contacted to respond, Fleming's office stated he was attempting to arrange a meeting between former Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld and former President Jimmy Carter, and that he was presently unavailable for comment.
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Posted by: spacemonkey at December 07, 2006 04:09 PM (DN55C)
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...Fleming's office stated he was attempting to arrange a meeting between former Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld and former President Jimmy Carter, and that he was presently unavailable for comment.Think Fleming's remains, phone pressed to his ear, waiting on hold?
Posted by: Eg at December 07, 2006 04:34 PM (eo55L)
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Peanut boy is certainly high on my list of victims for the Rumsfeld Strangler....
Posted by: Master Shake at December 07, 2006 04:36 PM (tcMQZ)
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Hey, don't knock the book. There are millions of brain damaged left wingers standing in line to buy it with they're welfare money. Howling Howie and Hanoi John will pay extra for a signed copy. Doesn't matter who signs it, the brain damaged can't read anyway.
Posted by: Scrapiron at December 07, 2006 07:11 PM (YadGF)
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Sounds like Fleming went to the Ann Coulter school of writing.
Posted by: Ahenobarbus at December 07, 2006 08:53 PM (jSBbA)
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November 21, 2006
What Do Muslims Have in Common With Democrats?
Even death does not stop people from
converting:
Shahin of the Tucson Islamic Center said more than 1,200 Muslims died in the World Trade Center catastrophe, and no genuine member of Islam would do such a thing.
So, almost half of those killed in New York on 9/11 were Muslims? Neat trick, since Muslims are just 0.6% of the U.S. population.
Oh, and Omar Shahin, the idiot that uttered this? He was one of the six imams booted from a flight at Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport last night.
Praise be to Allah.
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I do not believe those statistics. If there are over a half million Muslims, exclusive of diplomats, tourists and foreign students, I would be appalled. Even in the local college district, I hardly ever get a chance to sneer at costumed crackpots.
Posted by: Bleepless at November 22, 2006 09:25 PM (f3vh+)
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