1 Of the new age COW's (Citizens Of the World), this bunny-fearing, Anti-Semitic, malaise-inducing, cud chewing, pantywaist...is the lead Sacred Cow. Perhaps the first truly World Populist to have been elected as President, he is also the CEO of Timeshare Americans, Inc. Not Americans at heart, they merely reside here in herds until one of their handlers inserts the cattle prod and they all mindlessly stampede into some new vast and barren landscape mooing in unison all the anti-American and anti-Israel predigested swill they can collectively swallow in one day. Filling up the COW trough are the Ministry of Media outlets...while the Kos Kidz and Huffington Post supply the mental saltlicks for most of lesser lights. Jimmy Carter...the story of how a weak and ineffectual failure of a COW can be lionized through the prism of the Ministry of Media's...Timeshare Americans prism of lies, distortion and deceit. Only the truly sane know, ...a COW is not a lion.

2 How dare you berate poor Gollum with this invidious comparison.

3 dhimmi carter also looks a lot like this guy: http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://3dlegends.com/laughton/hunchp.jpg&imgrefurl=http://3dlegends.com/laughton/c_laughton_hb.html&h=493&w=376&sz=17&hl=en&start=125&tbnid=L08TFwjmrj-ZgM:&tbnh=130&tbnw=99&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dcharles%2Blaughton%26start%3D120%26ndsp%3D20%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26c2coff%3D1%26sa%3DN

4 http://3dlegends.com/laughton/hunchp.jpg